"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."

laurenrosenicole (via perfect)

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hadeejasouffle:

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via tyleroakley)

"There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything"

Luna Adriana (via suspend)

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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